Cult Member Essentials

Are you a fan of pizza parties, retro games and gnarly tattoos? Do you find that no matter how hard you try, you just never seem to fit in? Well my friend, you have stumbled upon the right place. Explore the absurd creations of Dorky Duck, a custom tattoo artist residing within the illustrious halls of Valkyrie Body Arts, in College Station TX. His unique style and unrelenting quest for kewl saturates everything he gets his mits on. Take a look around, then suit up and swag out... fitting in is for chumps anyways. Join the Quack Pack Cult, you'll finally get all the attention you deserve. Feel free to test the waters, or just duck around and find out!